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I'm stilling waiting on the tabletop RPG

Man you promised there would be one but I've been waiting and can't find it. I understand it takes a while but you should at least work on GtA 5 in the mean time. Don't leave your fans hanging.

Not bad, but runs slow

Flash Player runs pretty slow on my computer (because Adobe puts almost no effort into the Linux version) and I think the background you used was lagging it. It's usually best to go for vector graphics in flash, because it uses them much better than it does bitmaps.

As far as gameplay it was nothing special but a lot better than some of the crap (okay almost all of the crap) on the portal. It might be nice if you added an AI opponent, and I haven't played it with another person yet, but I imagine the keyboard would get crowded with four hands, or both people would have an awkward time playing with one hand.

I'm also kind of suspicious as to whether this is your work, seeing as you have no other flash on NG, this is better than what I'd expect from a beginner, and the name in the flash is different than that of your account.

Do you realize how useless this is?

In case you didn't notice, newgrounds already has a music player, and a good one at that. This does nothing but waste space on the NG hard drives, and waste some of the viewer's time. If you like a Newgrounds artist, vote five on their work. While on the subject of 5s: never ask for a 5 in your flash. As this review shows, it's a great way to get a 0.

Redeeming properties?

If they were there, I didn't see them. This isn't a 'game'; it's an unfinished engine from all I can tell. If you get some good art (and by good I mean the opposite of what you've got in this game) the RPG you're working on might turn out to be good, but regardless, this should be in NG Alphas if anything.

Improvements: Get rid of the gradient rape background. I would rather play a game with goatse as the background.
Work on improving the follower code: I thought the enemies turned to fast to be realistic. For some enemies it might be what you want but for the human it wouldn't. Make it so there's some limit to turning speed. Also, they were too reactive with movement in general. It should play like you're being chased by a human, not by the AI opponent in Pong. Attacking and turning should have effects on the speed, and it shouldn't have the type of movement that it does. They go from 0 to full speed in one frame rather than building up a little speed. This is rather distracting.

Kwing responds:

Thanks for the constructive comment, but this is really just what I'm going to show Plazma tomorrow.

Uncreative

For starters this is probably the easiest space invaders clone I've ever played. Making it possible for the player to move so fast destroys the gameplay mechanics. Aside from being incredibly easy it was also a stale idea. You tastelessly threw in your personal poltical opinions (if it was done well or in an outrageous/funny way I wouldn't mind). The pictures of politicians you used made me want to close the game immediately but in the pursuit a fairer review I kept playing. I probably could have beaten it with my eyes closed and got the best of both worlds.

This game doesn't make sense

Why are the flags your goal (also you probably should have mentioned that somewhere)?
Some other things: It would have been nice if you had more health.I'm pretty sure most tanks today are designed with armor that can take more than one hit. I thought the movement was sluggish in a pretty annoying way. Also it kind of sucked that the flag was randomly placed meaning you could be on level 99999999999 and still beat it in under a second.

On the upside it was pretty. I imagine that's enough for most folk.

Boring, otherwise tolerable

I really didn't like the gameplay because it consists mostly of sitting, staring blankly at your screen. The 'memory' thing on a whole strikes me as boring. On the upside, I found the graphics and sound to be pleasant. I wouldn't be surprised if I like one of your games in the future, but alas, not today.

Teu eezy

srsly man you don need gotz mic to win lvl 1 alzo diz iz illegul in jerr-many dem jerr-man haff lawz aboot swatsikuz er sumptin

Magnificent

Although the controls could be better (did you use on(KeyDown) ?) this is still practically a classic. I hope to see this in the CC Arcade.

FluxCapacitorClock responds:

I got an amazing idea for a different game that would work in the arcade halfway through making this, we'll see where that goes after I start college.

Superb

Although it's a shame it wasn't finished on time, its still a great game.

And for some reason Clocktopia (from outer space) reminds of Tenochtitlan.

ArchonClock responds:

Heh.

I AM ROBOTICASSCLOCK HAHAHA

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