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Great

That was pretty funny and very well made. Hope to see other flash like this in... THE FUTURE.

Nice loop, better avatar

I liked the graphics and sound of the loop. I usually don't like loops, so that hurts my opinion towards this. I don't really think that this is that well fit for NG, being a tiny loop, but it isn't fit for turd of the week either. It is much better than that. However, being turd of the week gets it attention and a chance for people to see that it is good. I think this is better suited to be a forum avatar or part of a forum signature, however.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed it :D. I actually made it into an avatar for my myspace today. I don't mind the award, kinda like it in fact, only problem is some of these reviews are a real pain.

Anyways, thanks for the review sir

Not your greatest work, but still good for a laugh

This was pretty funny and made me laugh. The sound was a bit annoying and the image of foamy, though ever so graphically intensive, could have been prettier. I gave it a score for violence because it makes me want to be violent towards foamy. In any case, it was lovely.

Awesome

This was funny and pretty cool overall. Could you send me a loop of the 8800 GTX beating up the Radeon? There's guy I know who happens to like ATI and I make a sport of showing him how nVidia is superior in every physically possible way (except Crossfire has advantages over SLi and ATI doesn't void your warranty when you overclock, but that's not the point). The font (if it is a font) was great and I liked the comparison shot, though putting it against integrated graphics isn't fair.
Fifened.

SwitchBladeClock responds:

Ya, I didn't have a ATI card laying around so I just uninstalled my card driver, and installed my onboard driver. Talk to me on whereever sometime and Ill send ou that file.

Great, not like anyone needed to point it out.

That was good for a laugh, and was very pretty, too. The one downside is that my dogs, who happen to have been nearby when I watched it, freaked out at the credit music. I gave violence points because of the Mac scene and took away sound points because of the thing with the end music that I just mentioned. 8 for humor because it WAS funny but I don't want to overrate it. This isn't the first great flash of yours that we've seen, and I'm sure it won't be the last. I like how your flash is always short, but funny and/or uncomplicated (plotwise) without being boring.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Thanks for trying

Funny

I really liked it, except the voices. I gave it a four because it was well done, but in retrospect I should have given it a five because it had Fallen getting beaten up (just kidding, Fallen).

also, me=Mechanus if you were wondering.

Great, but the profanity ruins it.

Seriously, whenever an animation or movie (See: Saw 2 Unrated Version) has characters that swear a lot, it just plain ruin what would normally entertaining or funny. Your replies to the reviews were more than amusing, what did you do to them? Are you holding them ransom?

You should make episodes more often, we all know full well that they don't take you long (on a relative scale) to produce, while many people enjoy them. I'm glad that you actually realize that you take attention away from other hardworking flash producers and don't revel in it. I know many people who would either laugh at the people that they take attention away from or just ignore the fact that they do.

I got my flower, I got my power... (If you know where that line is from you get like 3,000 cool points... I think.)

Post-Script: I gave sound a low score (and Humor a lower score than I otherwise would have) because the characters use way too much profanity and you sound like the 8 year old Inuit with Cerebral Palsy that directed Saw 2 (Not the actual voice acting, the dialogue).

And I know I use parentheses too much.

Exquisite (look at the big word!!!!)

Disregard what Blood_Burden said, he probably just had a bad day. The music fit well with the animation, there wasn't any problem with graphic realism, and, um, stuff.... About filesize: If I remember correctly, it's possible to get special permission from Tom to put up a flash with a filesize higher than 5 megs, I've seen them up to 8 or 9. Diablo 2 is great, and you seem to be good enough. Now that the intro is out of the way, you can get to the good part. Are you sure you optimized audio and crap?

That sign was NOT cheap

Greattastic A++++ Can I help?

I love this kind of stuff, I must have referenced the blacksmith's L.A.W. Rocket Launcher 80 times now. I play D&D alot, and have the proper blend of insanity to create neat. I always like to help out a fellow animator or roleplayer (I know, 0 flash in portal, but like, 30 on my hard drive), and I would be honored for the priveledge to share what happens in my D&D session with you for purposes of this. Judging by the Battlefield music and it being the L.A.W. in paricular, I'm guessing you play one or more battlefield game (probably Vietnam). What's your username?(I have all three games) I really like how you have improved the graphics such as the nunchaku, but I think you kinda went overboard on the lighting and messed it up. As a general rule, it's better to use more shading than lighting, except in overbright conditions. (e.g. being swallowed by a fiendwurm and falling into the center of the positive energy plane, then subsequently bursting, HINT, HINT)

The CAR-15 is way overpowered, man.

Sirschmoopy responds:

I played BF2 a lot back in the day, but some of the nerfs turned me away from the game.

You made a few mistakes

Firstly, I think you should have had about the same video quality as the first one. It just doesn't look right with crisper images. You probably should have weared a normal shirt, not one with the title of the thing on it. Thirdly, I don't like the idea of using music that was made specifically for the video. However, you didn't mess up once, and just about everything I didn't mention was well done. The mistakes you made it lose its classic feel, but you still did good, I guess. Seriously, though, do one where the music is sung in French by women. C'mon, you know you wanna.

I AM ROBOTICASSCLOCK HAHAHA

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