Mechanus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rhombus and Triangle]

Spelling Errors

First off there were spelling errors in this (rhombus and isoceles to name two).

Also it seemed pretty pointless and the humor was bland at its blandest.

James-R responds:

The spelling errors were made intentionally to be poetic.

[Escape Film Thing]

Excellent

I only have one question. Who was that getting ass-pounded by silver in the intro?

biblo responds:

iPod

[SBC isn't the king?]

One mistake

Shadowii2 shouldn't have a clock in the movie, because he dies and you can't kill a clock.

Shadowii2 responds:

Yep, that would be a problem.

[Snake in a box]

Could have been better. but could have been worse

I kind of liked the general idea, but it could have been more interesting. Maybe something like him hiding in the box in a room, then a bad guy picking it up and finding him inside. Graphically, it looks like there's pretty much a total lack of shading and the shapes for the soldiers in particular look unnatural (mainly because totally straight lines or totally smooth curves are rare in nature). However, from the looks of it, this wasn't a big enough thing to really warrant that much detail. I'm just trying to give feedback on what was good or bad.

Also, the gradient gunshot was way ugly. I'm guessing you just didn't have the time (or didn't feel like devoting the time for a complex muzzle flash. Really though, they're not particularly easy to do, so I guess it's excusable, but if I were you, I'd probably go with a flash of smoke instead.

Half decent.

Pete-the-poe responds:

This was slapped together in 2 hours, I wasn't aiming tpo high for this. But your criticism is what I want to hear from people. I know this was half-assed. But thanks, and be on the look out for a series were gonna start spiting out.

[Old Pokey]

Very well done

The graphics were very pretty and the animation was smooth. The song goes with it perfectly. Just great.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Class act old bean wot wot

[Linerider the Movie]

Listen to the people who don't like it, please

I know you put a lot of effort into this, and I know it hurts when people say they don't like your work (I've had multiple major projects blammed), but they're just being honest. This isn't nearly as good as it could be, and many of your review responses are quite rude. It honestly wasn't nearly as good as anything else on frontpage, and I don't think it deserves the score it got. BunnyClock was right when he said you should have used the line tool instead of the brush, and it was a very bad idea to yell at him. Trust me, if you don't start respecting the people who are simply being honest and asking you to improve your work, the Clock Crew will destroy you. Never yell at someone like BunnyClock, Ever.

king-ben responds:

ok i was just gettin pissed off and im sorry bunny clock and everyone i got mad at who didnt deserve it

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi6]

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!11q

Barbarians are literate if they have 1 or more levels in a class that is not illiterate. Because sorcerors are literate, Mike having a level in Barbarian doesn't make him illiterate (though he would be if was just a level 1 Barbarian). That was clearly stated in the player's handbook. The movie itself was very funny, and, unfortunately, the people who have begun mocking you aren't, unlike when the Star Syndicate made fun of TooF. Too bad for them. Keep making them good. Oh yeah, in the next one, maybe you should have Mike somehow become a quasideiity. That could be pretty funny. Make a musical, you have a wonderful singing voice.

Sirschmoopy responds:

You don't think I know this? I did it on purpose so people who make this exact review and look like total nerds.

[Bolty's Clockmas]

That was great

That was pretty funny and pretty well done. Even if it's late for christmas it isn't late for the christmas flash contest, so it's alright (I finished my Bill Murray flash on the 19th and still got in the contest). I like how you credited WiiClock for "being a faggot (LOL)" The sound, humor and graphics were all good.

Also, KWAS71KCK: If you"aren't the biggest clock fan" then why have you reviewed more clock movies than probably any other non clock? Seems like someone's in denial.

Merry Cherry Clockmas <3

BoltClock responds:

:)

[666BloodyFuck]

Nice loop, better avatar

I liked the graphics and sound of the loop. I usually don't like loops, so that hurts my opinion towards this. I don't really think that this is that well fit for NG, being a tiny loop, but it isn't fit for turd of the week either. It is much better than that. However, being turd of the week gets it attention and a chance for people to see that it is good. I think this is better suited to be a forum avatar or part of a forum signature, however.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed it :D. I actually made it into an avatar for my myspace today. I don't mind the award, kinda like it in fact, only problem is some of these reviews are a real pain.

Anyways, thanks for the review sir

[GeForce 8800 GTX Ad]

Awesome

This was funny and pretty cool overall. Could you send me a loop of the 8800 GTX beating up the Radeon? There's guy I know who happens to like ATI and I make a sport of showing him how nVidia is superior in every physically possible way (except Crossfire has advantages over SLi and ATI doesn't void your warranty when you overclock, but that's not the point). The font (if it is a font) was great and I liked the comparison shot, though putting it against integrated graphics isn't fair.
Fifened.

SwitchBladeClock responds:

Ya, I didn't have a ATI card laying around so I just uninstalled my card driver, and installed my onboard driver. Talk to me on whereever sometime and Ill send ou that file.