Mechanus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[RevelBtion]

Great, not like anyone needed to point it out.

That was good for a laugh, and was very pretty, too. The one downside is that my dogs, who happen to have been nearby when I watched it, freaked out at the credit music. I gave violence points because of the Mac scene and took away sound points because of the thing with the end music that I just mentioned. 8 for humor because it WAS funny but I don't want to overrate it. This isn't the first great flash of yours that we've seen, and I'm sure it won't be the last. I like how your flash is always short, but funny and/or uncomplicated (plotwise) without being boring.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Thanks for trying

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi4]

Greattastic A++++ Can I help?

I love this kind of stuff, I must have referenced the blacksmith's L.A.W. Rocket Launcher 80 times now. I play D&D alot, and have the proper blend of insanity to create neat. I always like to help out a fellow animator or roleplayer (I know, 0 flash in portal, but like, 30 on my hard drive), and I would be honored for the priveledge to share what happens in my D&D session with you for purposes of this. Judging by the Battlefield music and it being the L.A.W. in paricular, I'm guessing you play one or more battlefield game (probably Vietnam). What's your username?(I have all three games) I really like how you have improved the graphics such as the nunchaku, but I think you kinda went overboard on the lighting and messed it up. As a general rule, it's better to use more shading than lighting, except in overbright conditions. (e.g. being swallowed by a fiendwurm and falling into the center of the positive energy plane, then subsequently bursting, HINT, HINT)

The CAR-15 is way overpowered, man.

Sirschmoopy responds:

I played BF2 a lot back in the day, but some of the nerfs turned me away from the game.

[Sockclock has fun!]

You learn fast

Two and a half weeks? You've only been using flash for two and a half weeks? There a people I know who would take two and a half weeks to make this, let alone learn to use flash. Very good for a beginner. I suggest having the intro more animated. All though you might have been going for the look you got, It looks nicer for it to have nicer animation, and it doesn't take long. I enjoyed the random factor, which is good for a short like this, but not a full length animation. Also, I'm glad to hear you're coming to the Clock Crew. We are lucky, we have the two greatest flash communities at our fingertips: the NG BBS, and the Clock Crew (I know some of you think that the CC is bad at flash, but that is a common misconception. It's just that some of them enjoy making crap flash for fun. Most of them are elite flashsmiths, and, on occasion, 1337 h4X0r dung30nm4570r d00ds.)

HoboPorn responds:

Thats cool I get tired of the crap flash sometimes to but mostly it's non clocks making them. Yeah I would make the intro more interesting but i'm still trying to mess around and find a good one that gos with me.

[Gold!]

Great.

This was highly entertaining, you seem to know how to make the funnies. I hope you make more stuff like this, I enjoyed the fact that it was clock-related but still very original. The scene with SBC was hilarious. I joined the Clock Crew just yesterday, and I'm glad that there's proof that not all clocks are bad at flash (We all know that many of them are).

MahjongClock responds:

Why, thank you! I appreciate the comments. The SBC scene is my favorite as well.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D SE4]

Shmlop

Honestly, I don't like the series, I think its pointless and overrated, but I have one question: Where can I get the music used in the intro of every episode?

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Different people have different opinions.

I agree these don't deserve a green score. That's why this episode was made, to make a mockery out of the fact that an episode managed to get a score so high.

http://media.putfile.com/Stup id-Mother-Fucker - Intro music

Thanks for taking the time to write a review. Apolgies for the late response.

[Bean Bacharach]

I remember it from the forums

I remember when you asked about whether this was good. You made it good. It a happy fun. Keep up good yummy work.

Hanse responds:

Thanks, its nice with all this positive response. :)

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi1]

Whew

First off I'd give this a 5 even if it wasn't so awesome because I love D&D so much. In the future work on graphics and voice acting. I loved it though. But wouldn't the penalties for the nunchaku be -8/-12 because he's dual-weilding and he doesn't have two weapon fighting? You're my best friend now.

Sirschmoopy responds:

yes but if you attack with only a single nunchuck it's a -4 penalty for being an exotic weapon. So mike was only stateing to attack with one weapon.
Attacking with 2 nunchucks would incure a -4 for exotic, -4 mainhand/-8 offhand because nunchucks are light weapons.

[Target Madness]

Shweet

I liked it lots. Just plain awesome. I want more in the future

Me mum worked at target once...

NathanThePirate responds:

Well, I don't think I'll be doing anything involving Target. But my next flash will be have much better animation and graphics... hopefully. Also I'm pretty convinced that everyone has some connection, somehow, to Target

[Sobe EarthBound]

What were you thinking

First off, if the movie contains profanity, it is NOT suitable for all ages. Also, this is pretty much a commercial, which I don't like at all. And I'm not sure, but did you say you downloaded this? If so, may my bichon frise gnaw on your body. Although I do admit, the one part was kind of funny, I have no clue why.

Colombian-Outcast responds:

its a spoof the the commericial