Mechanus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Santa clock's workshop]

Great

That was pretty funny and very well made. Hope to see other flash like this in... THE FUTURE.

[666BloodyFuck]

Nice loop, better avatar

I liked the graphics and sound of the loop. I usually don't like loops, so that hurts my opinion towards this. I don't really think that this is that well fit for NG, being a tiny loop, but it isn't fit for turd of the week either. It is much better than that. However, being turd of the week gets it attention and a chance for people to see that it is good. I think this is better suited to be a forum avatar or part of a forum signature, however.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed it :D. I actually made it into an avatar for my myspace today. I don't mind the award, kinda like it in fact, only problem is some of these reviews are a real pain.

Anyways, thanks for the review sir

[RevelBtion]

Great, not like anyone needed to point it out.

That was good for a laugh, and was very pretty, too. The one downside is that my dogs, who happen to have been nearby when I watched it, freaked out at the credit music. I gave violence points because of the Mac scene and took away sound points because of the thing with the end music that I just mentioned. 8 for humor because it WAS funny but I don't want to overrate it. This isn't the first great flash of yours that we've seen, and I'm sure it won't be the last. I like how your flash is always short, but funny and/or uncomplicated (plotwise) without being boring.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Thanks for trying

[TooF Hacky Sackory]

Great, but the profanity ruins it.

Seriously, whenever an animation or movie (See: Saw 2 Unrated Version) has characters that swear a lot, it just plain ruin what would normally entertaining or funny. Your replies to the reviews were more than amusing, what did you do to them? Are you holding them ransom?

You should make episodes more often, we all know full well that they don't take you long (on a relative scale) to produce, while many people enjoy them. I'm glad that you actually realize that you take attention away from other hardworking flash producers and don't revel in it. I know many people who would either laugh at the people that they take attention away from or just ignore the fact that they do.

I got my flower, I got my power... (If you know where that line is from you get like 3,000 cool points... I think.)

Post-Script: I gave sound a low score (and Humor a lower score than I otherwise would have) because the characters use way too much profanity and you sound like the 8 year old Inuit with Cerebral Palsy that directed Saw 2 (Not the actual voice acting, the dialogue).

And I know I use parentheses too much.

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi4]

Greattastic A++++ Can I help?

I love this kind of stuff, I must have referenced the blacksmith's L.A.W. Rocket Launcher 80 times now. I play D&D alot, and have the proper blend of insanity to create neat. I always like to help out a fellow animator or roleplayer (I know, 0 flash in portal, but like, 30 on my hard drive), and I would be honored for the priveledge to share what happens in my D&D session with you for purposes of this. Judging by the Battlefield music and it being the L.A.W. in paricular, I'm guessing you play one or more battlefield game (probably Vietnam). What's your username?(I have all three games) I really like how you have improved the graphics such as the nunchaku, but I think you kinda went overboard on the lighting and messed it up. As a general rule, it's better to use more shading than lighting, except in overbright conditions. (e.g. being swallowed by a fiendwurm and falling into the center of the positive energy plane, then subsequently bursting, HINT, HINT)

The CAR-15 is way overpowered, man.

Sirschmoopy responds:

I played BF2 a lot back in the day, but some of the nerfs turned me away from the game.